February 2012
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I go to Olive Garden in Ann Arbor by myself.
Watched last night's Parenthood.
Tears. Everywhere.
Actual sobbing.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
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All Dead Mormons Are Now Gay →
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Santorum would limit prenatal testing for pregnant... →
Sometimes I seriously consider assassinating Rick Santorum.
referencesavailable asked: I thought for a second that Barney Stinson bought the LEGENDARY Roy Wilkins Auditorium on behalf of GNB.
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Roy Wilkins Auditorium →
kshock:
For some of you from the Midwest who are not aware (like myself), the Roy Wilkins Auditorium, home of the Minnesota Rollergirls, has in its name a storied history of civil rights. Read briefly about Roy Wilkins here.
You mean the LEGENDARY Roy Wilkins Auditorium?
I seriously thought that was its proper name.
sexderbyandfood asked: ever see the mountain goats live? i caught a concert of theirs with tears and prayers of arthur digby sellers once. loved it.
LET'S TALK
PLEASE TALK TO ME
I’M TIPSY
I’M AN ATTENTION WHORE
YES TO ALL THE ABOVE THINGS
BUT YES
talk to me please please.
ALYSON HANNIGAN SPAM IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
Holy fucking shitballs. →
MY FAVORITE COUSIN IS ON TUMBLR.
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We Rollerskate →
Holy shit.
Tonight's plan.
Next 30 minutes: Dance in my underwear.
Next 30 minutes: Do yoga.
Indefinitely: Drink wine and “work on my thesis” (read: be on Tumblr, watch How I Met Your Mother, possibly work on my thesis).
Also, I’m up to the marijuana chapter in The Botany of Desire, and it’s really interesting, but I can’t help but think how much more interesting it would be if I was...
There is someone named Tumblr named Dahmernatrix.
Now, I don’t know if this is the Dahmernatrix of OG roller derby fame.
Or if it’s just another person on Tumblr who posts a lot of Jeffrey Dahmer.
Either way, bitch is gettin’ followed.
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I kind of want to go to the Yoga Rave in Chicago.
I imagine it’s a lot of chanting and breathing and asana, but with fancier lighting. It’s like 4 hours long.
Which…fuck yes?
I hate writing action.
It always feels wooden and stupid. I like to brood on things.
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I got joy joy joy in my soul tonight
I got joy joy joy in my arms all night
Oh oh oh, you treat me badly,
Love you madly,
You really got a hold on me.
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referencesavailable asked: ULTRA PONY ROLLER DERBY
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It's probably a long-term good thing that selling...
but I’m still pretty upset.
And why couldn’t have I remembered that before driving all the way to Wal Mart?
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Enabling
Me: Should I get some white wine?
Zac: Probably.
Me: You're the best.
Zac: So are you.
Me: I'm writing about some freshman year stuff and it's hard.
Zac: I can't even imagine. I'm doing another grant read-through. I could use that wine.
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Alright, so I'm gonna go buy some white wine.
Because I’m writing about something and it’s painful.
Please don’t judge me right now.
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“Mammals and birds have hearts with four chambers. Reptiles and turtles have...”
– Brian Doyle, “Joyas Voladoras” from The American Scholar
This kind of essay is the reason I can’t be mad at the aforementioned professor. This is a two-and-a-half-page essay on animal hearts. Please read it. You will lose your shit. I’m begging you. It goes from...
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Okay, I really like this one professor I have,
but you can’t say that my writing has pretentious delusions because I used the word “respectively”, and then assign a David Foster Wallace (may he rest) reading to the class.
Like, let’s, uh…let’s be real here.
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Welcome to the jungle, Beats. →
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Kyle and I are watching ToRD/Ft. Wayne and there...
We can’t.